Sometimes you get what you ask for

Attempting to make conversation and flirt on my way in from the parking lot to the office today, I began a conversation with a woman. It went something like this...

• Get out one of my multiple 'electronic fobs' (building doors and VPN access), and open the door. Hold door for cute blonde coming in behind me.
  
• She does the same on the next door.
• Thanks, I say, and we trade pleasantries
• Her hands are quite fill of various bags, I assume for work
• Ok here's my chance, "So, what's in all the bags?"
• "Oh, since you ask, this ones a breast pump"
• Randy does a quick bee line towards the steps and mutters something about "Have a nice day"

You gotta admire her honesty. Which I assume was more of a "Hey dude, leave me alone" response.

Ugh, great start to my day.